Chapter Excerpt from Author Michael Christopher Blocker

Chapter Excerpt from book "Wrong Answer" 

Written by Michael Christopher Blocker.  

Edited by Benita Carol Blocker.

I stroll into FootLocker.  I’ve had my eyes on a pair of of AirMax, and I’m buying them.  I’ve already got two outfits to match them. As I’m standing at the checkout counter,  I feel someone touch me on my right shoulder.  Thinking it’s Nasty, I turn around with a “gas faced, cross-eyed” look.  Even though my vision is a little distorted now, I can still tell that this person behind me isn’t  Nasty and they’re female.

As soon as I uncross my eyes, I’m staring into a pair of the prettiest grey eyes I’ve ever seen in my life.  The face is a definite match, but right now, it’s showing shock and amusement.  She’s trying to suppress her laughter.  She is a very sexy ass White girl, and I’m wondering if she’s confused, so I say “What’s up? My bad about that, I thought you were someone else.”   She giggles a little bit and says “I didn’t mean to catch you off guard.  Really, but isn’t your name Chris or Christopher?”  The only time I went by my middle name was when I was in prison and that was almost three years ago.  She immediately sees that I’m a little uncomfortable.  I ask her with all seriousness how she knows that name.  She turns serious and tells me “Look, I thought you were someone I met a few years back, but I’m obviously mistaken, there’s  no way in hell YOU’RE HIM!”  Just like that she turns and starts walking off.  Three thoughts run across my mind as I watch her walk away. 

1.       Did she just YELL at me?

2.       She has a very fat ass, for a snowbunny, and

3.       I think I’m in love!

I look around and note that everyone in FootLocker is staring at me.  I forgot all about my AirMax’s and I take off after her.  I cannot let her get away!

Literary Agents, Investors, Supporters:  Michael Christopher Blocker's first fictional book is being written now. We are considering a  GOFundMe campaign in partnership with the #exonerateMichael campaign.  Any thoughts?

Body Appreciation: Full figured Thong Test Shots 2017

"Ralph Lauren" top with "Aerie" thong.

"Calvin Klein" thong.

Another "Calvin Klein" thong.

"New Balance" thong.

Midlife crisis?   Not sure, but I'm age 46 and admiring my full figured body as a mature woman.

Why thong test shots? High end thongs are designed to fit in the right position and to stay there. In addition, thongs are sexy and very comfortable.  The test shots were used to see if there is a market who can appreciate this type of artistry.  Pleasantly, all feedback on the visuals were glowing.  I started the hashtag "fullfiguredthongs" on Instagram.

Does "my mom" approve of posting thong pictures? Nope. She is very conservative.

What statement are you trying to make with these pictures? No surgery and No filter needed at age 46 to look beautiful. Also, full figured, intelligent women can be sexy and should not be overlooked. I have been using Herbalife nutrition products to slim down.  I used to model when I was size 6 up to size 10.  As I am embracing my fuller size and my age, I am starting to question whether a size 6 is too small.  I will cross that bridge when I get there.

Any other statements?  2016 was a year where the world started to look more evil and corrupt than I ever imagined.  So this is my a$$ to kiss for those that the shoe fits.

The future?  More thong modeling with a professional photographer and hopefully, some more brand name thong samples to provide feedback as another revenue stream.

Steve Harvey: Bring Home the Bacon

Yes, I picked up Harvey Foods bacon from Harris Teeter grocery store in spite of some of the backlash that Steve Harvey received for meeting with President Trump.  Steve Harvey is a businessman, and he is literally bringing home the bacon! I'm sold!

There is about 10 strips per pack.  30 seconds in microwave and DELICIOUS!!   

You do need to drain the grease off of them, but they are quite tasty.  90 calories per 2 slices.  They are considered pre-cooked.  So they are a fast snack!

Did President Trump Cash America's Reality Check?

In retrospect, the reality of the 2016 Election in the United States of America was that the people were voting for either Trump or The Establishment.

Trump won.

Why? Possibly because the world's perception of the United States and its past Establishment has become more messy and less desirable.

For example, Osama bin Laden was killed without final words nor a trial and dumped (buried) in a weighted body bag in the middle of the ocean within a 24 hour period of his murder in order to respect his religious beliefs.  Maybe I am alone in my thinking, but without a trial and without allowing this alleged terrorist to speak in his own words, this military extraction was quite barbaric.  There are quite a few conspiracy theories floating around surrounding the September 11, 2001 attack on America.  We all know that dead men don't speak, and our Intelligence Agency is known to error in their findings.

For example, it seems safe to say that Iraq was never hiding weapons of mass destruction, and it seems safe to say that trying to establish a democracy in Iraq continues to be a tall order.

Our United States troops found Osama bin Laden hiding in a custom built compound, and Saddam Hussein hiding in a cave. Apparently, they both felt that there are bigger bullys than themselves. Some might argue that these men had the blood of the innocent on their hands. However, when comparing United States military attacks and casualties of innocent bystanders, I say "don't throw stones in glass houses."

Common sense tells me that if your mere presence terrify people, then you may create terrorist movements.

As a final example, my own bank account was extorted and robbed by a "not for profit" credit union. I am a hairdresser not a kingpin. Why execute a $44,000.00 bank levy on a commercial bank account knowingly that there is never $44K going through said account within even a four months period of time with only one justification - an outstanding unsecured credit card debt from nine years ago?

All of this is pure politics under the past Establishment.  In the November 2016 Election, America's reality check came up for redemption, and President Trump, in my opinion, cashed it.

A Closer Look at Ladies' Shoe Quality

I found some old clear shoes.  Two different brands.  Two different looks.  Clearly, the construction of one of the shoes was better than the other.

The shoes with the gold strap will never get old based on its construction of the sole extending into the heel of the shoe.  I am definitely going to make sure that for future shoe purchases, the sole and heel are seamless.  You should too!

The Beauty of Trump's Inauguration Speech

Photo credit: (AP Photo/Andrew Harnik)

Trump's speech was NOT politically correct.

It probably offended the Obama Administration.

It stepped on some toes.

It promised to step on even more feet.

Surprisingly, that is the beauty in President Trump's Inauguration speech; 

he was not sticking with protocol.

Furthermore, I believe his speech was the shortest in history which supports some peoples' comments that it "lacked substance" and was NOT what Americans were used to.

So, finally, we have a true "change" to come to the White House.  This is not to discredit President Obama's Administration.  A Black man can only achieve so much in America.  I salute President Obama for a job well done.  I did not hear Trump calling out any names in his speech.  I only heard that my voice can also make a difference under his Administration as it did under the Obama's Administration.  I am proud of the Obama Administration.  I am also excited about this new Trump era even though I voted for Hillary Clinton.

People are uncomfortable right now because Trump is not a "career politician."  Honestly, that can be a good thing.  The country was due for a real change of pace.  We got it!  Good or bad - Change is here!  We need to embrace it.  We need to stop slinging mud.  The election is over.  Let Mr. Trump do his job.  With that said,

Mr. President, here's my concerns:

• I am tired of bank fees screwing hard working Americans.
• I am tired of Human Resources departments no longer caring about those employees on their front line.
• I am tired of asking for State Prison reform. (for my #exonerateMichael campaign)
• I am tired of State Homeowner Associations.
• I am tired of the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.
• I'll add more to this list later.

Thank you in advance!

And to the Americans that voted for Mr. Trump, I salute you for being courageous enough to "try something different." May God Bless these United States of America.