Overweight Blues
Poem by Benita Blocker
Bumper cars sit too low.
The elevated height of the SUVs means taking it slow.
Restaurant booths fit too tight.
Toilet paper lost in your crack; just isn't right.
Putt Putt playing becomes a chore.
Reaching deep down for the ball is a lot of bending to endure.
Carnival rides require a boost,
and tug o'war begins when shoestrings come unloosed.
Sit-ups and Leg lifts are a great start.
Especially when bending over too quickly delivers a fart.
Increasing water intake flushes the toxins away.
Skipping out on dessert prevents the fat from an added stay.
Hopefully, these few tips will aid in getting you ripped.
And by next year, you will be be ready
to skinny dip.
***END of poem***
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