Wedding Cake Topper: For Real or Gag Gift?

I found this wedding cake topper in Walmart stores.  I was absolutely rolling over laughing because everyone can probably think of a man with "cold feet" when it comes to the topic of marriage.

The question is "Would anyone dare to use this wedding cake topper on the actual day of their wedding?"

Even if the bride feels like it's been a long time coming . . .  I don't know.  I think gag gift for the bachelor party, but definitely not a wedding day topper.  Any thoughts anyone?